So I’m in the grocery store with Novita looking for hand sanitizer. I find the proper aisle, and am surprised by the variety of shapes and colors offered for hand cleaner; usually it’s just a small square boring bottle. These bottles were curvy and fit the hand very well. Pleased with my selection, I’m joined by Novita:
“What are you doing?”, as she inspects the label.
“Buying hand sanitizer.”
“That’s not for cleaning your hands!”, with a devilish grin.
“What the hell is it for then?”