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Posted on 06. Aug, 2006 by Brandon in Bule Behavior, Culture Clash, Expat Experiences

So I’m in the grocery store with Novita looking for hand sanitizer. I find the proper aisle, and am surprised by the variety of shapes and colors offered for hand cleaner; usually it’s just a small square boring bottle. These bottles were curvy and fit the hand very well. Pleased with my selection, I’m joined by Novita:

“What are you doing?”, as she inspects the label.

“Buying hand sanitizer.”

“That’s not for cleaning your hands!”, with a devilish grin.

“What the hell is it for then?”

“Cleaning vaginas.”

Tags: Bule Behavior, Culture Clash, Expat Experiences